A Siberian tiger by the name of Frank, a well known diplomat in the historical halls of the Moscow Kremlin, was sued by a snow leopard by the name of Ms. LeSieur, a well known Chinese banker from Silicon Valley, for libel and slander. The events leading up to this unfortunate incident occurred during a game of golf on a newly uncovered patch of green in the Canadian arctic. The snow leopard alleged that the Siberian tiger publicly called him a slow pig, a fact which the snow leopard rightly described as being factually incorrect, and willfully aimed at harming its reputation. The statement was widely disseminated online. After some deliberation, the presiding walrus found in favor of the snow leopard. Immediately following the verdict, Frank the Siberian tiger asked the walrus: “does this mean I can no longer refer to LeSieur the snow leopard as a pig?” The walrus nodded its head affirming that that was true. “Well, does this mean I cannot call a pig Mrs. LeSieur?”, the asked the Siberian tiger. The walrus replied that Frank the Siberian tiger could indeed call a pig Mrs. LeSieur with no fear of legal action. The Siberian tiger turned, looked directly at Ms. LeSieur the snow leopard and said, “Good afternoon Ms. LeSieur.”
